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Fishman okay with no shower for 2 weeks

Mon, 19 August 2013 02:22
by Linekela Halwoodi

What’s the food you cannot live without?
I am a typical Wambo, I cannot reject Omahangu pap. I can’t live without it.
Do you still have toys from your childhood?
To be honest, I did not enjoy my childhood. I was in a strict house, my toys were cattle and goats.
If you had six kids what would their names be?
Christ, Edwig, Roja, Johanna, Salmon and Nashi.
What is the longest time you have gone without a shower?
I have a water phobia. Everyone that knows me will tell you. I don’t stink though, I can go as long as two weeks without a shower.
Do you support the mini skirt ban?
The mini skirt issue, I do not support at all. This is a developing world, what will you do about homosexuality and all the other things that were never in Africa? I appreciate.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive?
Son welcome home. Nobody wants to go to hell.
What did you hate about being a teen?
I would have prolonged my teenage hood. You were so free from responsibility but you were under other people’s protection.
What was your most embarrassing moment?
It was at sea. I knew I could not swim but because I wanted to be brave I got in the water and almost drowned. At the end of the day though, it turned into a joke.
If you could be a minister which position would you occupy?
I would start up a new ministry: The Ministry of Creativity and Skills Development.
What is your favourite drink?
I don’t have one anymore, but I loved everything that was litchi flavored when I was a boy. Wamboes like fanta orange though.
Do you have a look-alike you know about?
My son looks like me. He is 8 months old. There is also a guy called Kalumbu from Outapi. I want to meet him.
Describe your worst ever date?
When I was in school I went on a date that turned out as something that I didn’t like. It was a blind date and she was dressed badly, she embarrassed me.
How much do you weight right now?
Last time I checked I weighed 65 kg but not anymore. It might have increased.
Who are the sexiest women in Namibia?
I don’t want to say Dillish, because Steven will punch
Shishani is also beautiful, and last year’s Miss Namibia, Tsakana.
What are you hoping to get from music?
I was not a matured artist and I didn’t expect more than fame but now I have realized that it’s all about the money. I love being a musician though, I do it for the love of the game.
Have you ever cheated in the past?
No, I have never cheated, unless you define cheating because to other people cheating is admiring someone that belongs to someone else and to me that is not cheating.
What is the one subject in school you really sucked at?
History, I did not even know what the definition of history was. So many years to memorize. I also sucked at Agriculture.
If you were a city, what city would that be?
061 is the best. I have travelled a lot and I love Windhoek.
If you had to wear one colour for the rest of your life, which would that be?
If you tell me that I have to wear black, I will do it.
Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
I am very economical, I fold, use, fold again then I use again. Lol...
If I mess up then I will just wash my hands, so I don’t use too much toilet paper.
Who is your favorite super hero?
My mother. She has been through so much and never gave up.
If someone wrote a book about you, what would the title be?
Fishman the Legacy.