Rate the NAMAs out of 10.
5/10, the venue looked nice but technical work was poor.
What has been your most embarrassing moment?
I had a girlfriend who wanted to go to the farewell with me. I told her I did not have money to buy clothes for her but she asked me to meet her at Markham’s.
When we met, she picked out clothes and we went to the till. There was a long queue but when we eventually got to the tills, the cashier asked if it’s cash or credit. I said my girlfriend was paying and she just said: “Aye woi, you must pay!” I just walked out of the shop.
If I told you I was writing a book about you today, what would you want to include about you?
The fact that I am not a player. Many people think I am because I am always a one-woman-at-a-time guy.
What is the craziest thing you have ever eaten?
Do you think there are people who will go to hell?
Probably all the people signed with the illuminati
What is your best song so far?
Don’t Turn a Page. But I don’t really have a hit song because I can make 10 hits in 10 days. I can always do better.
Boxers or briefs?
What is your favourite movie?
Think Like a Man. I have been watching it a lot lately.
If you could collaborate with an international artist, who would it be?
If you could turn back time; what would you change in your life?
Being there when my dad died.
What is it like having a penis?
It’s normal. It’s always been there. Sometimes I don’t even feel it.
If you got into a fight with a kangaroo, how would you defeat it considering that it can punch back too?
I am very strong. One punch, down!
Was there a time in your life when you wanted to give up music?
Many times. You don’t see any money coming in and you feel like you are wasting your time unappreciated. It’s when you write a good song and someone writes a shit song and the shit song becomes famous.
What is your favourite local song at the moment?
What do you think is wrong with Namibia, with all the killing and raping?
It’s a phase. Life is like a cycle. These things will happen then stop and then pop up again. It’s like a raping season.
Do you work out?
I used to work out a lot but now I just do a few sit-ups at home and eat healthy.
What are the things people do that piss you off?
Being late; dishonesty; not keeping promises; being unfair. I hate that.
What is the funniest thing anyone has ever called you?
Kakefe which means cuca shop. When I used to live with the boys I was always the one going to the shop to buy something. So the boys called me kakefe.
What’s your nickname from your parents?
Jankete. It was the name of a character from a soapie they liked.
If you could only wear one colour for the rest of your life what would it be?
What super powers would you like to possess?
What do you do besides music?
I manage my own studio and a new group.
What is the longest you have gone without a shower?
Three days, just cow-boying.
If we open your fridge what would we find?
Vegetables, a lot of juice and milk.
What did you hate about being a teenager?
I hated the fact that I grew up in a disadvantaged family. When you are young you want things. If I had access to proper equipment then I would be excellent at music by now.
When did you have your first crush?
I was 15 years old.
Describe two qualities you like in your wife?
She is very organised and has a heart for others
How did you propose to your wife, and where you nervous?
I took her for a walk and walked into the jewelry shop and asked her what ring she would love to have? After she chose one, I asked her to marry me.
What would you have done had she said no?
If she had said no, I would have cried for a long time.
If you were a city in the world, which one would you be?
Do you think men should always pay for dates?
Depends who asks who out. If I ask a lady out, I will pay and if she asks me out, she must pay.
Do you crunch or fold your toilet paper?
If superman gets bitten by a vampire what super hero will he change into?